MULDER:
"If my Miss Manners serves me right, that
protrusion from his left cornea is a salad
fork."
SCULLY:
"So, what? Are we supposed to charge him with
assaulting a cellular phone?"
(Mulder
and Scully are viewing the remains of a half-eaten
corpse floating in the water)
SCULLY: "We eat
fish and fish eat us."
MULDER: "Are fish
also known for eating half and saving half for
later?"
SCULLY:
"Chantilly Lace?"
MULDER: "You know
what I like."
SCULLY
(discussing the ability to reincarnate): "Being
obsessed with it doesn't mean you can do it."
MULDER: "No, unless
he knew something we don't"
SCULLY: "Like what,
the magic password?"
MULDER:
"Will you let me drive?"
SCULLY: "I'm
driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because
you're the guy? Because you're the big macho
man?"
MULDER: "No, I was
just never sure your little feet could reach the
pedals."
SCULLY:
"What would Japanese diplomat be doing in that
house with a dead man...with his head stuffed in a
pillow case?"
MULDER: "Obviously
not strengthening international relations."
SCULLY
(inside Mulder's trashed hotel room): "What's
going on?"
MULDER: "Looks like
housekeeping hasn't been here yet."
MULDER:
"I was merely extending her a professional
courtesy."
SCULLY: "Oh, is
that what you were extending?"
SCULLY:
"According to the briefing, prisoners escaped by
hiding in a laundry cart."
MULDER: "I don't
think the guards are watching enough prison
movies."
SCULLY:
"Mind if I sit here?"
MULDER: "I have to
warn you, I'm having violent impulses."
SCULLY: "I'm armed,
I'll take my chances."
(Scully
lying in hospital bed after just wakening from coma)
MULDER: "I brought
you something... Superstars of the Super Bowl."
SCULLY: "I knew
there was a reason to live."
SCULLY:
"I mean, there's nothing weird about ..."
(toads start falling from the sky, then stop)
MULDER: "So,
lunch?"
SCULLY: "Mulder,
toads just fell from the sky!"
MULDER: "Guess
their parachutes didn't open."
SCULLY:
"Mulder, did you see their eyes. If I were that
stoned..."
MULDER: "Ohhhh, if
you were that stoned what?"
